September 25, 2005

Pick your model pony

Cycle 5 of America's Next Top Model started last week, and after narrowing it down to 12 girls, Nik is my pick for most likely to become America's next top model. I think she's the most naturally beautiful, she's confident yet not annoying (yet) and has style. However, I think Coryn will give Nik a run for her money after the make-over show because she has a slammin' body and might actually look pretty once they pluck those insanely painful to look at eyebrows.

nik.jpgMy money's on Nik to go all the way

Replacing the crazy-ass Janice Dickinson this season is 60's British model Twiggy, who promises to be nicer to the girls than Janice and not piss off Tyra as much... but doesn't make for exciting TV. Janice is still tearing it up on the Surreal Life, where she has to live and deal with Omarosa from the Apprentice. They fight and talk trash a lot, making for the best Surreal Life season yet. Janice has been quoted as saying about Omaraso, "When I first saw Omarosa, I thought it was Rick James. I thought it was Mr. Ed on crack. She makes Naomi Campbell look like Mother Teresa". Now that's entertainment.

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Coryn has the best body and definitely the biggest eyebrows. But she's "too muscular" for Tyra which could kill her chances. Either one would be fine with me. They're both hot, "exotic" and not fat or a mannish lesbian. Do they really have to pretend to be open-minded by selecting Diane and Kim for the top 13? It's obvious to everyone they have no chance whatsoever of winning. My pick is Ebony because, even though she has no chance of winning, damn that girl got a rack!

Posted by: dr v at September 27, 2005 09:43 AM

Coryn's eyebrows are ridiculous! Good God!

I think you might be right about Nik, but I think I'm rooting for Bre. I think she's the prettiest, and if she can get some of the roughness out of her voice, she'll have a great sexy, smooth voice which will help her in the whole spokesmodel aspect.

Posted by: Erica at September 27, 2005 03:26 PM

Coryn is a man, baby.

Posted by: coryn is a man at September 27, 2005 07:08 PM

I don't think she's actually a man... she's just got kind of a manish jaw...

Posted by: Kristina at September 27, 2005 09:16 PM

I agree with you on picking Nik as the winner at this point, of course I can't name my ultimate final pick until after I have seen the results of the make-overs...anything can happen with the right/wrong hair extensions/color, eyebrow plucking etc...

Yeah, and Coryn does have a little bit of a man jaw...I'm talking Gaston from Beauty and the Beast ;)

Posted by: Jess at September 28, 2005 09:54 AM

I don't think the issue is with Coryn's "manly jaw". Look at her body. It's straight!!!!

Posted by: jaylene at October 13, 2005 09:28 AM

hey nik you ave cute face sweety

Posted by: zola at January 25, 2006 06:57 AM