Nuñez
Do you read the PBF (Perry Bible Fellowship)? You should because it's friggin' awesome. Awesome, I say! My past favorites include "Gotcha the Clown" and "Colonel Sweeto", but I saw this Nuñez cartoon tonight and almost died laughing.
Click here to browse the PBF archive (beware of spontaneous giggles)
// Values that can be used in other PHP code on the page
$paginate_num_pages = 0;
$paginate_num_sections = 0;
$paginate_page_selector = 'page';
$paginate_current_page = $_GET['page'];
// Pin page selector to a valid number (or 'all')
if($paginate_current_page=='')
$paginate_current_page = '1';
if($paginate_current_page != 'all') {
if($paginate_current_page == 'first')
$paginate_current_page = 1;
elseif($paginate_current_page == 'last')
$paginate_current_page = 0;
elseif($paginate_current_page < 1)
$paginate_current_page = 1;
elseif($paginate_current_page > 0)
$paginate_current_page = 0;
$paginate_sections = array( 0
);
$paginate_top_section = $paginate_sections[$paginate_current_page-1]+1;
$paginate_bottom_section = $paginate_sections[$paginate_current_page];
} else {
$paginate_top_section = 1;
$paginate_bottom_section = 0;
}
$paginate_self = '&' . $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'] . '&';
$paginate_self = preg_replace("/&page=[^&]*&/", "&", $paginate_self);
$paginate_self = substr($paginate_self, 1, strlen($paginate_self) - 1);
if($paginate_self == '&')
$paginate_self = '';
else
$paginate_self = htmlentities($paginate_self);
$paginate_self = basename($_SERVER['PHP_SELF']) . "?${paginate_self}page";
?>
Posted by Kristina at October 25, 2005 09:39 PM