I just had to share this!
This page is animated and has sound. If you don't have a sound card, imagine the words to the tune of The Village People's "YMCA". If you're Kati Voluntine, we're going to install your sound card tonight.
// Values that can be used in other PHP code on the page $paginate_num_pages = 0; $paginate_num_sections = 0; $paginate_page_selector = 'page'; $paginate_current_page = $_GET['page']; // Pin page selector to a valid number (or 'all') if($paginate_current_page=='') $paginate_current_page = '1'; if($paginate_current_page != 'all') { if($paginate_current_page == 'first') $paginate_current_page = 1; elseif($paginate_current_page == 'last') $paginate_current_page = 0; elseif($paginate_current_page < 1) $paginate_current_page = 1; elseif($paginate_current_page > 0) $paginate_current_page = 0; $paginate_sections = array( 0 ); $paginate_top_section = $paginate_sections[$paginate_current_page-1]+1; $paginate_bottom_section = $paginate_sections[$paginate_current_page]; } else { $paginate_top_section = 1; $paginate_bottom_section = 0; } $paginate_self = '&' . $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'] . '&'; $paginate_self = preg_replace("/&page=[^&]*&/", "&", $paginate_self); $paginate_self = substr($paginate_self, 1, strlen($paginate_self) - 1); if($paginate_self == '&') $paginate_self = ''; else $paginate_self = htmlentities($paginate_self); $paginate_self = basename($_SERVER['PHP_SELF']) . "?${paginate_self}page"; ?> Posted by Kristina at April 30, 2003 12:04 PMHey, I *am* Kati Voluntine! Yay! I guess I can stop weeping onto my keyboard because I can't hear the idiocy.
Actually the reason I can't hear right now is because I am at school, incidentally sitting next to a girl who hit me in the head with a golf club in the 8th grade, and who I haven't seen since.
Posted by: kati voluntine at April 30, 2003 01:59 PMYou should hit that bitch upside her head when she's not looking! Hey, some girl also hit me with a golf club in 8th grade PE... except I got it in the achilles.
Posted by: Kristina at April 30, 2003 03:15 PM