July 24, 2003

Cody on Audrey


Cody: Have you seen Holy Smoke?

Kris: Is that the one where she lives in Asia with her daughter? (Thinking of Hideous Kinky, a movie Kate Winslet made the year before, set in Morocco and London rather than Australia and India, but with a very similar plot)

Cody: No, in this one she runs away with a guru and her parents have her brought back and send her to be deprogramed.

Kris: I never wanted to see it because the idea of Harvey Keitel and Kate Winslet getting it on made me sick. It's like the pairing of Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina (1954). She's all beautiful and graceful and he's all old and leathery.

Cody: Yeah, she's like a warm cinnamon milk.

Kris: That's the most awesome thing you've ever said, I'll totally have to blog about that.

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Harvey Keitel also wears a lovely red dress in the film. And Kate Winslet pees on herself, which hopefully doesn't ruin the cinnamon milkiness of her.

Posted by: sean at July 24, 2003 05:14 PM

I meant to compare Audrey to warm cinammon milk. Kate Winslet is more like pita bread.

Posted by: Cody at July 24, 2003 05:47 PM

Truly, it is my reading comprehension skills that are milky.

Oddly, there *is* a scene in "Holy Smoke" where Kate Winslet covers herself in grilled lamb and rolls around in hummus, but that's probably just coincidence.

Posted by: sean at July 24, 2003 06:19 PM

Now I'm *really* glad I never saw Holy Smoke...

Posted by: Kristina at July 26, 2003 10:15 AM

and now i have to run out and rent it immediately...

Posted by: didofoot at July 31, 2003 10:17 AM

kristen- you will prob like it.

Posted by: michele at July 31, 2003 11:27 AM